beetledrink:

god at the pearly gates: you may enter heaven but first we have to sit through some of your most important memories and judge you as a soul

me: so… were going to revisit the moments of my life where i was presented with a choice and did well in your eyes, father?

god: were going to watch all the times you used curse words really weirdly when you were 13 and just started using them

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