Silver Tongue

seidrstoryteller:

disorderedcripple:

Abled person, staring at my cane: what happened to you

Me: I’m a plot device to show you the meaning of Christmas brenda. God bless us, every fucking one

I just spit chai tea on my laptop in the middle of a coffee shop, thanks. This is the level of snark I aspire to…

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