neil-gaiman:

laveyinthehouse:

“If the account given in Genesis is really true, ought we not, after all, to thank this serpent? He was the first schoolmaster, the first advocate of learning, the first enemy of ignorance, the first to whisper in human ears the sacred word liberty, the creator of ambition, the author of modesty, of inquiry, of doubt, of investigation, of progress and of civilization.”

~ Robert Green Ingersoll

“Do you have any idea,” Crowley said. “How much trouble I’d get into down there if anybody read this?”

Aziraphale pursed his lips. “I don’t think anyone in your part of the world reads Robert Green Ingersoll in this day and age. And besides…”

“The author of modesty. That’s me, that is. What were you going to say, angel?”

“Nothing,” said Aziraphale. “Nothing at all.”