Me modding skyrim: I love immersive mods like realistic needs and enhancements, they add a whole new level of depth and complexity to the game.
*Ten mods later*
That’s…that’s too much depth, no, stop reel it back…
Fuck.
I’m in a vampire den and just got my period. This is fine. Also does anyone have a tampon.
Fucking up in here running around doubled over with cramps and some edgelord goth kid is shooting lightning bolts at me. Fucking dick.
Protip, bandits carry a good supply of tampons. Which is great cause nowhere seems to sell them, or if they do they’re in some back alley where I can’t find them. Also you have to make your own contraception, cause apparently Skyrim is the Bible Belt of Tamriel.
Found some fucking witches in the wild brewing contraception over a fire and selling “abortus” spells. Fucking bad ass bitches. #Istandwithplannedparenthood
Shame I had to murder them for eating people.
So to summarize I’ve got soul destroying depression, I’m hungry and I have to keep murdering people for tampons, but at least I can fuck my werewolf boyfriend without consequences 👍👍👍
Some of the instructions for this mod are a little unclear but if I am reading this correctly I have a 61% increased chance of random sperm encounter from being at the Docks.
I am uncomfortable.
Joy I just want you to know that I am literally crying from laughing right now and also tea just came up my nose thank you for this.
The fuck is a random sperm encounter? Like… the whale or the reproductive cell?
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