Bowsers legit like… “hahahahah im going to kill you and steal ur princess, oh wait hold on, my kid just called, oh I gotta pick him up from school he’s sick, can we postpone this for how about… hm… Is luigi able to babysit tomorrow?”
This is of course because it’s literally Nintendo canon that they’re actors playing roles and on their days off they play tennis and race go-carts together.
WAIT REALLY THAT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER
yeah mario 3 has everything on stage
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