*lifts this boy by his armpits and holds him up for all to see* LOOK AT MY SON
actually peak character design
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thelovehair said:
Because I’m a virgin, the way I feed Allister is a literal miracle - thelovehair said:
I just turned 18 in December 2019
- thelovehair said:
The reason why my already pale skin color is getting so bad lately that I look UNSIGHTLY is because Allister is so adorable that feeding him like this is literally draining the saturation of my skin to the point where I look almost monochromatic
- thelovehair said:
Even though I don’t really eat much nutritional value because of bede’s hair being a food source and the rest, I drain from people who look stronger than me and because I’m a virgin (f), I’ve had grey skin since who knows!
- thelovehair said:
*breastfeeds Allister to the point where I am kneeling down on the ground, crying in affection*
- thelovehair said:
*drains you unconscious and nabs Allister from your arms like a helicopter mom*
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