Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You encounter a hoarde of diverse skeletons

Bardbarian: How do we know which ones are boys and which ones are girl???

DM: You encounter a group of diverse skeletons, some of the skeletons have round boney mounds on their ches-

Me: BONE TIDDIES!?!?!?!

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    straight people are terrifying they’ll put a pair of bone tiddies on a skeleton to indicate that it’s a heterosexual...
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