remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid
i hate you
you hate me
let’s go out an kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4x4
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
really? Our version was more like..
i hate you
you hate me
lets go out and kill barney
with a great big gun
two bullets to the head
WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.
Ours was like:
JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD
WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD
DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY
WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY
AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES
AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES
AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES
I hate you,
You hate me,
Let’s get together and kill Barney,
With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,
Uh-oh Barney’s dead
The one I knew was:
I hate you,
you hate me,
let’s get together and kill barney
sorry kids but Barney’s dead,
we just shot him in the head
a b c d e f g
barney is my enemy
stick a rifle up his nose
pull the trigger there he goes
sorry kids barney’s dead
here he is without a head
You’re all fucked up
Barney: *exists*
Adolescents on the playground:
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I dunno guys mine was more likeI hate youYou hate meWe’ll get together to kill BarneyWith a four to four And a three to...
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A version in Spanish went:Odio a ti y tu a me/ Somos juntos un familia infeliz/ Con un grande golpe te llevo a hospital/...
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