the only adjectives in the english language:
1. tender
2. feral
3. horny
for your consideration
Why is Jesus Feral
- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season
- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip
- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)
- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink
- Healed a blind man by spitting on him
- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him
And that’s just the highlights from Mark.
“Why is Jesus feral”
*me, having read the bible* um the boi he wild
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