shakescene

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

prksoda

3. horny

tearlessrain

for your consideration

birdtypeglitch

conquered-gnomes

Why is Jesus Feral

birdtypeglitch

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

muchymozzarella

“Why is Jesus feral”

*me, having read the bible* um the boi he wild