Silver Tongue
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP IM PLANTING KUDZU ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY

findingfeather:

kawuli:

DO NOT PLANT KUDZU ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY

THIS IS LIKE HIRING VIKINGS TO PROTECT YOU FROM OTHER VIKINGS: IT WON’T WORK AND YOU’LL END UP WITH SO MANY VIKINGS THEY TAKE OVER NORMANDY

EXCEPT INSTEAD OF VIKINGS IT’S KUDZU

AND INSTEAD OF NORMANDY IT’S E V E R Y W H E R E

I am so proud of you for this metaphor you have no idea.

Reblogged 3 years ago from rosexknight (Originally from normal-horoscopes)
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    DO FUCKING NOT ???? That’s So So So bad for the native ecosystem what the FUCK
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    Try Rainbow Eucalyptus instead! :D
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