DO NOT PLANT KUDZU ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY

THIS IS LIKE HIRING VIKINGS TO PROTECT YOU FROM OTHER VIKINGS: IT WON’T WORK AND YOU’LL END UP WITH SO MANY VIKINGS THEY TAKE OVER NORMANDY

EXCEPT INSTEAD OF VIKINGS IT’S KUDZU

AND INSTEAD OF NORMANDY IT’S E V E R Y W H E R E

I am so proud of you for this metaphor you have no idea.