Silver Tongue
unconventional DnD motives

sammy–pants:

punishandenslavesuckers:

Adventurer: I love my mom and I wanna make sure she has a nice house to live in with flowers and shit. And she can’t do that if you’re out here, like, breathing fire on the fuckin’ landscape. You’re ruining her view. 

Villain: How dare you come here with such weak – OW! WHAT THE FUCK! STOP STABBING ME! HEY! OH GOD! SO MUCH LIGHTNING. 

Adventurer: YOU. ARE. BRINGING DOWN. PROPERTY VALUES!

Villain: Who do you fight for?

Adventurer:

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