unconventional DnD motives
Adventurer: I love my mom and I wanna make sure she has a nice house to live in with flowers and shit. And she can’t do that if you’re out here, like, breathing fire on the fuckin’ landscape. You’re ruining her view.
Villain: How dare you come here with such weak – OW! WHAT THE FUCK! STOP STABBING ME! HEY! OH GOD! SO MUCH LIGHTNING.
Adventurer: YOU. ARE. BRINGING DOWN. PROPERTY VALUES!
Villain: Who do you fight for?
Adventurer:
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