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the wizarding world, of course, has mood rings that actually work

#this sounds like a cheap public education cut #‘hogwarts can’t afford a guidance counselor but we got a bunch of weasley wizarding wheezes mood rings; one for every student’ #harry: ‘hey mood ring how am I doing?’ #talking mood ring: ‘depression & ptsd bro’ #harry: ‘nice. and water is wet. good work mood ring’ (tags via @lullabyknell)

oh my GODS

also consider: moody rings. they’re regular talking mood rings, but they sulk.

also also consider: once fred and george meet Alastor Moody, they start to sell Moody rings.  they look just like the other rings but they tell you nothing about your mood, instead they yell CONSTANT VIGILANCE at intervals just long enough (several days, sometimes more) that you’re caught off guard every single time.  george has been reading some muggle self-help books for joke shop ideas.  “it’s mindfulness,” he says, “it grounds you in the moment”.

there’s a display rack in Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes that’s solely for the mood/moody/Moody rings, unpackaged.  they all look alike.  which kind do you want?  good luck!

after the battle of hogwarts, george wears two rings. they both seem to indicate properties that theyre moody rings but george knows thats not true. theyre the real ones.