kitbulls:

schlurplek:

kitbulls:

kitbulls:

you ever think about what a genuinely funny show icarly was

off the top of my head

-Freddie’s mom used to just….chant rhymes for some reason and one of them was “WHEN THE TEMPERATURES GET VERY HIGH THE ELDERLY WILL START TO DIE”

-“ive organized your phone calls into three categories: calls from your mother, death threats, and death threats from your mother”

-carly dated on this Cool Bad Boy type but dumped him because he had an unhealthy obsession with beanie babies. there was an entire episode about it

-sam beating the shit out of people with a sock full of butter

-one direction showed up?? for some reason??

-spencer got a pet ostrich because his magic meatball told him to. it was never mentioned again

-they found out about Lewbert’s ex girlfriend and somehow brought her back but it turns out she was fucking insane so lewbert punched a cop in the face so that he’d go to jail and be away from her

-that kid who stole tv remotes and tied spencer up and shot him with a water gun which was heavily implied to be full of piss

-pee on carl

-they broke into their teacher’s house to spy on her and somehow ended up in her closet which was a randy jackson shrine while she did yoga

-spencer told everyone he was dead so that his art would be worth more which tbh is a huge fucking mood

The fact you didn’t mention spencer’s spontaneous combustion of random objects

And any episodes with neville in it is a crime

u right

also i remembered more

-michelle obama showed up. no. seriously

-the writers tried to do a victorious crossover even though at least two of the main victorious actors had already guest starred on icarly. sam got into a fucking rap battle with a puppet.

-carly told a kid that they came out with a new number called derft

-carly fucking swatted neville

-“heart of a bull….that’s what they used to say about my grandfather but then he died.” “how? heartattack?” “no. wrestling a bull.”

-spencer got a cb radio and used it to harass truckers who then tracked him down and beat the shit out of him

-sarah lynch was sam’s mom

-carlys old best friend tried to literally kill sam

-sam thought gibby was a mermaid because he hates wearing shirts

-this shit i found on gibbys wiki page

dont forget sams twin sister