Silver Tongue

azriona:

otterboxmysocks:

franklingrimes:

c-bassmeow:

littlelinguaphile:

c-bassmeow:

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

“Not as tired as our troops!”: War
“Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence
“Wait until you’re my age”: Death
“What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

That’s…. surprisingly accurate.

i love the implication that children are a plague

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