banishedquasiroyal:

so bq lore time but when i was 12/13 i was. really into sweeney todd. like an embarrassing amount. sure the movie sucked and no one could actually sing and i was unhealthily VIBIN with mrs lovetts tiddies but like. i do unfortunately have some takes on this

• judge turpin sucks
• judge turpin is literally a dude who uses his power and corruption to falsely imprison a man so he can get to his wife
• judge turpin does that and then RAPES HER AT A PARTY. IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.
• THEN HE GETS CUSTODY OF HER DAUGHTER BECAUSE SHE LOSES THE ABILITY TO FUNCTION AFTER SHE TRIES TO KILL HERSELF. BECAUSE HE RAPED HER
• THEN HE GROOMS HIS ADOPTIVE DAUGHTER AND SPIES ON HER AND PROBS MOLESTS HER BC LETS BE REAL. HE HAS PEEPHOLES AND WANTS TO MARRY HER EVEN THO SHES FIFTEEN AND HE RAPED HER MOM.

like on those points alone i cannot fucking stand this guy. he’s the worst. he’s so bad. he’s sooooo fucking bad. but wait, there’s more!

• no fashion sense
• mouth breather

look at this butch. he’s all like “oh i’m going to look to the right so everyone can admire my face UwU” but then. this is the worst

These crusty ass nails. his long ass dirty nails. to be fair i think tim burton has a kink for ungroomed people who bathe in filth he he keeps johnny depp around but holy SHIT. this guy thinks he’s worth any woman’s time??? CUT YOUR NAILS YOU STUPID BITCH

tl;dr: judge turpin is HORRIBLE and BAD and yet i’ve seen fanfic where he’s romanticized bc he’s like, “just like snape :)” which in all honesty says a lot about some people