assiraphales

heaven really is just the top of an office building 

and hell is the shitty basement 

majestic-failure

The idea that they are literally in the same physical building and not millions of hypothetical miles away from each other on different planes of existence is so fucking funny to me

autistic-space-dragon

Falling involved being thrown down the lift shaft. Crowley just waited for the lift or took the damn stairs down.

wetwareproblem

“An Angel who did not Fall so much as Saunter Vaguely Downwards…”

*cut to Crowley drunk-stumbling down the stairs mumbling “where’s the bloody bathroom?” as a fire door shuts behind him with an Ominous Thud*

“All I did was ask questions.”