Nothing makes you  ∑(O_O;) quite like a corporation responding to a straightforward, non-aggressive question with four paragraphs of stalling, quibbling, mind tricks (”of course it’s totally okay if you don’t believe me :)” ) and never actually answering that question

this has the same energy as a cult member talking about how the cult has changed their lives in so many wonderful ways that they can’t actually elaborate on

“Eventually all of our games will be safely in the cloud too, and we’ll feel great about it.”

this line triggered my fight or flight response