the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

timefortigers:

karykeion:

I FORGOT I WROTE THESE TAGS AND NOW I’M SO DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED THIS ISN’T A SHOW

does this mean that dracula as he ended up written CAN’T tell the difference between a dead body and an alive one

Bram Stoker: so there are all these things that, because he’s a vampire, he either can do really well or can’t do at all

Henry Irving: like what?

Bram Stoker: he can’t go through doorways without help or he’ll just like,,completely eat shit

Bram Stoker: he can super tell if a person is dead or not

Bram Stoker: all of his paintings look like paintings of other people

Bram Stoker: he can make you sad as dicks whenever he wants

Henry Irving:

Henry Irving:

Henry Irving: this is the character you based on me??