A bit of background: My party was on a ship that had been integrated into a giant evil occult space hulk. This ship’s engineering deck was full of radiation and we wanted the amazing loot down there.
Party Fixer[PF]: “I fix the piloting console” *rolls legendary success*
DM: “you somehow manage to fix the gunnery console as well as the pilot console without meaning to.”
Party Courtier Warrior[PCW]: “That still doesn’t solve the radiation problem”
PF: “this is only the start. I fix the engineering console” Success
DM: “ok it’s working too”
PF: “I pilot the ship so it rips away from the space hulk.” Marginal success
DM: “everyone wearing space suits?”
A chorus of “yes” from around the table
DM: “everyone roll dex saves”
Everyone succeeds.
DM: “you manage to not get sucked into space.”
PF: “Alright, now I activate the emergency fuel rod dump and launch it at the space hulk”
DM: “the what?”
PF: “Every nuclear powered ship has a way to eject the fuel in case it goes critical”
DM: “ok. Roll.”
Success
DM: “ok. You eject the fuel rods and the ship is now on backup generators. The radiation hazard in engineering is now lowering. Also upon hitting the space hulk, the fuel rods go critical, blowing a huge hole in the space hulk”
PCW: “that was so stupid that it somehow worked.”
PF: “Two birds with one flyswatter”
PCW: “You mean one stone, right?”
PF: “no because that implies it wasn’t absolutely idiotic”
pandaink13 liked this
yourapocolypse liked this
overprotectivebadger reblogged this from yourplayersaidwhat
overprotectivebadger liked this
purplexiasphinx liked this
misscoolmisery liked this ravavyre liked this
maaagdonalds liked this sophiesteak liked this
snakegirllovehandles reblogged this from dalkenstarbyne
snakegirllovehandles liked this
dalkenstarbyne reblogged this from yourplayersaidwhat
starryeyedastronaut liked this
sandpancakecat reblogged this from yourplayersaidwhat
sandpancakecat liked this
lordblt5 liked this
cagedbirdseal liked this
fandomenbylover liked this
dantetherogue liked this
ecuagirl21 liked this becrockroll liked this
pyromani liked this
life-is-fandoms reblogged this from yourplayersaidwhat
depressioncreature liked this
brickj343 liked this
oasis-of-words liked this friedembullfan liked this
wadjaya reblogged this from scarlet-cyanide
paki777 liked this
blubird-phoenix liked this cursing-vermin reblogged this from yourplayersaidwhat
bastardman99 reblogged this from yourplayersaidwhat
gothic-unicorni liked this positive-quo-vibes reblogged this from yourplayersaidwhat
switchsissy09 liked this kittenpurple27 liked this
theseusorus liked this
daver6566 liked this gepardsterne liked this
gamzeemkara100 liked this
blame-it-on-bats liked this fucking-screechy-violin liked this
doomwilder-blog liked this
king-louie501 liked this yourplayersaidwhat posted this
- Show more notes