hi wlecome to olive garden would you like olive or garden
waiter smacking their ass on your table so the dishes rattle: can i interest you in an appetiser?
you: i’ll have garden
waiter: wrong answer you stupid weaboo bitch. we onlu serve olive and now i have to kill you
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