brad-lee-a-tailor:

a-zzurra:

a-zzurra:

hi wlecome to olive garden would you like olive or garden

waiter smacking their ass on your table so the dishes rattle: can i interest you in an appetiser? 

you: i’ll have garden

waiter: wrong answer you stupid weaboo bitch. we onlu serve olive and now i have to kill you 

This website is one big philosopher stone and we are all the different souls crying out at once to create confusing statements and posts.

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