ironmanstan

they dont give rhodey much screen time because he kills with words and his common sense would be a mary sue by itself. like he looked at quill for 3 seconds total and said out loud “so hes an idiot” i loved that

ironmanstan

we will never get a war machine movie cause mcu bases most of the conflict on superheroes being utterly incompetent to form one valid fuckin thought for half a movie so rhodey’s would last like 20ish minutes including the end credits. but. i would still pay double to see it

sortai

Rhodey is incompatible with idiot plot

silver-tongues-blog

The avengers only have one braincell that they have to share but Rhodey has three all to himself