blackoutace:

silver-tongues-blog:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

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Gollum was a hobbit though so he knew exactly what he was saying. In conclusion he was intentionally flirting with sam

Fixed it.

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum probably meant:  you’re a hottie, but you’re dumb as shit

what sam heard: dummy thicc binch

sam:

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