she-rando:

bihet-dragonize:

mockiato:

amindele:

amindele:

amindele:

2020 will be the year of telling people that your name is short for something ridiculous

For example I’ll be telling people that maddy is short for mad max: fury road. my friend dexter has to start telling people that it’s short for dexterous. If your name is AJ you have to tell people that your full name is animal jam. if your name is Jack you had better say that it’s short for canis adustus, the African side-striped ‘jack'al. The name meg is short for mega man or megalomaniac

Dot is short for ellipsis

Eva is short for Evangelion

Kia is short for Lease the all new 2019 Kia Sorrento and receive up to $3,000 when you give in your old car, zero money down and zero percent APR financing for 18 months.

Diane is short for dinosaur