WHAT ALL WOMEN LOOK FOR IN A MAN:
-Biped
-No feathers
I knew it, the mobile nuclear launch system “Metal Gear” is the perfect boyfriend
Diogenes, holding up a plucked chicken: Behold, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear!
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