thequeensphinx:

arunima-t:

pparkerssweetheart:

arimabat:

rockofages-pointbreak:

fangirltofangod:

dont-trust-a-doe:

rhythmic-idealist:

sun-pop:

bi-thor:

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers

Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first 

Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may 

Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t

Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you

Bucky, tired: oh not this again

Peter Parker: I would die for you

Mantis, 10/10 idiot wife: how noble of you, you will not be remembered i am sorry

peter parker: i would die for you, mr. falcon sir

sam, still mad about being beaten by this mouthy toddler: not if I kill you first, you little shit

Peter Parker: I would die for you

Ned, who is also a gen z idiot: Boi if you do I’ll yeet myself into the sun