wizards are just like I studied my whole life to do magic and bards are just like I can magically play the flute and I am here to fuck
wizards are just like I just got my 18th phD and bards are just like haha watch this and they roast you so bad you die
drake and josh
wizards: After decades of studying the weave and fortifying my own willpower, i finally managed to open a portal to anywhere in the planear system i want
Bards: Thats rad, check out this song i wrote *sick guitar solo that opens up like 5 portals across different planes*