attention-deficit-dragon

Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

dictator-woodle-dee-doodle

It was there, but then it dimension shifted on me.

twirlytumblfluff

“PIcture it in your head: where do you see it?”

I dunno, man, I have a REALLY strong visual imagination; I can picture it down the back of the sofa or under a Mars rover with equal believability.

aerialsquid

“Where did you last have it?”

“No clue. My life is a constant detective game of tracking down where I most logically would have been half an hour ago.”