pretty-odd-potato:

king:

i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears

“eye of newt, sperm of groot…”

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    My friend sent me an image of this and I spat water all over my bed like a pure whale.
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