monpetitcabbage:

rainfallinhell:

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

• Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
• He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
• He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
• he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
• then he was arrested again, and the above happened
• while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
• AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
• There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it

guess what’s going on my to watch list now