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bluefire-castiel:

So apparently Alchemy is a subject taught at Hogwarts and I bet all the muggleborn students have a fuckin field day with that one like can you imagine

Some poor, unsuspecting Hogwarts professor: Alright class, welcome to your first Alchemy lesson. Now, can anyone tell me what alchemy is?

Every muggleborn student in haunting unison: Alchemy is the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all powerful art. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be lost. This “equivalent exchange” is alchemys first law…

The same poor, unsuspecting Hogwarts professor: today class, we will learn about a curious creature of legends in alchemy, the chimera-

Every muggleborn immediately bursts into tears and horrified shouts

The very tired Hogwarts professor: alright class, who can tell me the price of dabbling in alchemy without proper guidance or restraint?

A very cheeky student, probably Seamus Finnegan: an arm and a leg

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