jelloapocalypse:

youthbookreview:

crooked-bookdom:

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Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

[Image text from a novel:

“I like your mother. You have your mother’s breasts.”

“Her breasts.”

“Great stand-up tits,” he said.]

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

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This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

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