vampires and elves… are on two opposite ends of the immortality spectrum
like, they’re in the same genre (usually tall, bougie, people are kinda horny for their camp twink aesthetic) but one is for goths and the other is for preps
tell me the same type of people aren’t horny for these dudes
the only valid people are the jocks, who as we all know are attracted to the werewolf-orc dichotomy
the backbones of this country