Agent Stern: I feel like my life is going to be stagnant until i find bigfoot

Aubrey: Hey cheer up. Maybe the real bigfoot was the friends you made along the way

Barklay: *looks stares daggers at aubrey*

Duck: She means metaphorically of course. I mean, uh, its obvious bigfoots not… real? and that, um he, uh, its not like he can disguise himself as human with crazy fairy magic or anything. Bigfoots not basically a fairy. I mean obviously since hes like. hes got all that fur and is big and all