I’ve been DMing for a set of new players through the Lost Mines Arc and naturally they keep looting goblins so it ended up with this:

Avariel: I loot the goblin corpse in front of me *rolls an 11*

Me: You actually find what looks like a pin-up of a female goblin

Avariel: nice

*many dead goblins later*

Avariel: I loot the goblin that I just killed *rolls a 5*

Me: It’s really weird because you find like 5 goblin pin-ups

*more dead goblins and many goblin pin-ups later*

Avariel: I loot the goblin

Me: You find-

Avariel: I swear to god if you say pin-up I will kill you

Me: -2 silver, however you, [Ranger] find a pin-up

Ranger: I’ll give the pin-up to [Avariel]