literally might never be over the fact that verizon bought tumblr for over a billion dollars and in their like five year ownership drove away like a third of this users and destroyed the site so badly that they were only able to sell it for 3 million dollars. it’s just so medieval serf-like. absolutely classic crumbling monarchy behavior. it’s like we’re all background characters in the 5th act of a shakespearean tragedy. i’m gonna lose it
verizon is the danish royal family wordpress is fortinbras and i’m horatio tenderly clutching hamlet aka what’s left of my shittty shitty blog and addressing the room like “welcome to the party you flaming hot dipshits”