Silver Tongue

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The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would “ruin the look”, but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it’d be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

Why couldn’t this have been a one time I dreamt

Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it’s a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.

Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn’t have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It’s easy to walk away

No it’s not. Didn’t you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.

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Tbh some of the tags on this are great but nothing will come close to this masterpiece

STOP PUTTING MY BAD TAGS WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE.

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