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jade: hey so i thought it would be fun if we painted each others nails!!

vriska: Humans put paint on their nails? What the fuck?

jade: haha no we put nail polish on our nails! we just say “painting nails” because…actually i dont know why we say that i just know we do •_•

vriska: Haha, okay, let’s do it.

*jade dumps a bunch of nail polish bottles on the ground. they both stare at them for a comically long amount of time.*

vriska: So…do you know how to do it?

jade: um…im pretty sure theres a little paint brush thingy on the inside but now that i think about it i dont think id be too good at actually painting nails :/ id probably just get it everywhere

vriska: Oh. *she sits down and opens one of the bottles* Do you think I could drink this?

jade: what?? no way, its toxic-

vriska: Jade, I’m god tier.

jade: oh, yeah.

vriska: So…should I?

jade: definitely