Silver Tongue

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Everyone look at this bootleg toothless I found at the fair

omg

ALL RIGHT TIME FOR THE LAEMON STORY

So a while back, I was browsing shitty Toothless merchandise online and stumbled across the glorious Laemon.

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I wound up laughing at it so much that I got it for myself. He now sits atop my computer, victorious.

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In one of the Discord servers I’m in, I posted pictures of him, talking about how hilarious I found him. Several other people agreed, and within a couple of weeks, they purchased their own Laemons. We even made a group photo with all of the Laemons.

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Soon enough, the Temple of Laemon was born. They made him into the server icon.

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They made fanart of him.

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They worshiped him.

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anyway that’s the story of how I started a cult about a demented Toothless plushie thanks for coming to my ted talk

EDIT: Oh yes how could I forget this glorious Laemon meme

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This is the best contribution anyone has made to one of my posts. Thank you for giving this image of peak performance some lore

Ah yes my favorite HTTYD character, Toofis

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    This is glorious, it almost makes me want to buy a Laemon.
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    Everyone look at this bootleg toothless I found at the fair