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vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

demilypyro:

iamtheconfusedman:

demilypyro:

the zip-up hoodie is the single best garment ever invented

FALSE. The pullover hoodie is the best, zip-ups are an ABOMINATION

  • can’t wear them open or half-open for warmth control
  • can’t wear them open to show off your rad t-shirt underneath
  • can’t wear them open to flutter behind you like a cool cape
  • have to awkwardly squeeze your entire body through them to put them on or take them off, blocking your vision and messing up your hair

are you a FOOL?

I do love zipups but consider: I remove my pullover, stretching my arms over my head, and as I do just a bit of midriff above my pants waist is visible to my rival with whom I’ve formed a shaky alliance, driving them wild.

The people saying to remove a zip-up like it’s a pullover are funnier and smarter than I’ll ever be

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    the zip-up hoodie is the single best garment ever invented