FALSE. The pullover hoodie is the best, zip-ups are an ABOMINATION

• can’t wear them open or half-open for warmth control
• can’t wear them open to show off your rad t-shirt underneath
• can’t wear them open to flutter behind you like a cool cape
• have to awkwardly squeeze your entire body through them to put them on or take them off, blocking your vision and messing up your hair

are you a FOOL?

I do love zipups but consider: I remove my pullover, stretching my arms over my head, and as I do just a bit of midriff above my pants waist is visible to my rival with whom I've formed a shaky alliance, driving them wild.

The people saying to remove a zip-up like it's a pullover are funnier and smarter than I'll ever be