“And another thing. If you DIDN’T have any fairies, and there somehow wasn’t any more food in the country, why didn’t Zelda drag you to the great fairy at Kakariko? Much closer to Fort Hateno than the fertility pool at the Great Plateau. Man, I’m never getting over that one.”
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Leeroy has more questions for Link. Also, the Link-not-knowing-how-these-things-work is in line with my headcanon that he’s the wrong Link