Totally own your local vampire by saying they may enter your house and once they’re inside add “if you’re gay”
but emily, vampires are all gay
Oh no, this isn’t about safety, if you try this you should fully expect to get drunk like a caprisun. But the vampire has to do so with the knowledge that you TOTALLY OWNED them
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