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you ever think about what a genuinely funny show icarly was

off the top of my head

-Freddie’s mom used to just….chant rhymes for some reason and one of them was “WHEN THE TEMPERATURES GET VERY HIGH THE ELDERLY WILL START TO DIE”

-“ive organized your phone calls into three categories: calls from your mother, death threats, and death threats from your mother”

-carly dated on this Cool Bad Boy type but dumped him because he had an unhealthy obsession with beanie babies. there was an entire episode about it

-sam beating the shit out of people with a sock full of butter

-one direction showed up?? for some reason??

-spencer got a pet ostrich because his magic meatball told him to. it was never mentioned again

-they found out about Lewbert’s ex girlfriend and somehow brought her back but it turns out she was fucking insane so lewbert punched a cop in the face so that he’d go to jail and be away from her

-that kid who stole tv remotes and tied spencer up and shot him with a water gun which was heavily implied to be full of piss

-pee on carl

-they broke into their teacher’s house to spy on her and somehow ended up in her closet which was a randy jackson shrine while she did yoga

-spencer told everyone he was dead so that his art would be worth more which tbh is a huge fucking mood

The fact you didn’t mention spencer’s spontaneous combustion of random objects

And any episodes with neville in it is a crime

u right

also i remembered more

-michelle obama showed up. no. seriously

-the writers tried to do a victorious crossover even though at least two of the main victorious actors had already guest starred on icarly. sam got into a fucking rap battle with a puppet.

-carly told a kid that they came out with a new number called derft

-carly fucking swatted neville

-“heart of a bull….that’s what they used to say about my grandfather but then he died.” “how? heartattack?” “no. wrestling a bull.”

-spencer got a cb radio and used it to harass truckers who then tracked him down and beat the shit out of him

-sarah lynch was sam’s mom

-carlys old best friend tried to literally kill sam

-sam thought gibby was a mermaid because he hates wearing shirts

-this shit i found on gibbys wiki page

k you guys are leaving out literally the best moment: Spencer trying to find Charles Dingo’s frozen head in the Dingo Studios building in an homage to the rumor that Walt Disney’s head is frozen and stored underneath Disney World

- when Spencer has the exact same fantasy dance sequence that Carly has, while wearing the exact same dress, and he pushes one of the boys down just because

- Spencer wiring the printer to be wireless, and when Carly tests it out it catches on fire, and Carly deadpan replies with “wow, and I can do that wirelessly now”

- that same teacher who’s house they broke into performed a bagpipe song on their webshow but they played random green screen effects the whole time in the background

- Sam’s pulitzer-prize winning play “The Prisoner Who Just Wanted Some Soup And The Man Who Refused To Give Him Some”

- a meal that everyone ate on the reg was spaghetti tacos? They just stuffed pasta into taco shells and everyone was on board

- Sam did musical theater as a child and does this huge tap number in one episode

- Spencer and Jack Black LARP-battled at Comicon

- End of season 2 we discover that Sam is an evil twin

- Freddie’s mother installed a GPS chip in his head and actually saved the day by using it. Twice.

- Spencer and Freddie ignoring their dates for 8 hours to play Headbandz

- The convenience store guy being investigated by the cops for selling pirate movies. As in movie parodies with pirates.

- Sam got an A on a science project for eating an orange

- Sam started a live shipping-war between her own fans

- “I asked for an orange.” “You didn’t say pork roast?” “No?” “Who was I talking to?”

- All of Spencer’s associates having names that directly relate to their occupation

- That time Spencer thought a magical tuxedo was making a girl fall in love with him so he wore it jogging

- The cashier at the smoothie shop putting everything on a stick, including tacos and bagels stacked length-wise

- That same cashier HITTING ON MICHELLE OBAMA

- The episode titled iBalls

Okay but don’t leave out the fact that she was tutoring this kid in math and he failed the test because he thought ‘derft’ was a real thing and he tried to explain it to his teacher and then his dad while Carly pretended she never heard of it before