I was in a restaurant earlier and I heard someone a few tables over yell “GIVE ME SHRIMP OR GIVE ME DEATH” and the person next to them just casually said “Layla, with your seafood allergy I’m pretty sure you can have both”
this was the adult version of shrimp heaven now and the penalty for shrimp is death
how else are you supposed to go to shrimp heaven?
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