pyreo
Every plotline of Steven Universe

alien: we’re supposed to be mindless tools but I’m weird

steven: that’s called an emotion and it’s normal

alien: oh my fucking god

silver-tongues-blog

this is erasure of

Alien: Your mom fucked us over for the last thousand years
Steven: Yeah that sounds about right. Shes dead now. Wanna be friends?
Alien: Oh, uh sure i guess