update

like icarus before me, I have flown too close to the sun and now I have to eat a box of these for my hubris

they’re here. let’s do this.

Reaction time!

Okay, reaction time! I was blown away by how much I liked this at first. The bun tastes like those cookies that are supposed to be those tins that grandmas put sewing supplies in, and the hot dog bits are subtle but add some nice saltiness 

But then I hit the mustard gelato

Mustard and dessert should never mix and this half of the sandwich is God’s warning to mankind. I feel like I’ve been ambushed and smacked with the broadside of a chemical tank

Well at least the benefit of getting smacked with the broadside of a chemical tank is that you have rad mustard-based superpowers now.