arandomblackbook:

lizluvscupcakes:

sweetmintchocolatewitch:

Anyone else thinks after all that crap with Spinel, he makes one last broadcast saying “Listen, if ANYONE ELSE out there got a problem OR pERSONAL GRUDGE against my mom after all these years, can you PLEASE CALL ME FIRST??

Do Not Come To My House.

Thank you.”

“… actually, you know what? Do come to my house. But call first. And knock. You probably need a hug. I have a lot of ice cream. Come heal with me.”

Where you lied to, forgotten, or just plain hurt by Pink Diamond? If so, call this number. Her son is standing by to listen and help you through your troubles. Please don’t just show up on Earth with a doomsday weapon bent on making Pink Diamond suffer. She’s not here anymore and her son is this close to snapping and dropping the whole shonen protagonist thing he’s had going on and just straight up poofing the next gem who shows up. No songs. No talk. Just “poof” and we’ll talk when you’ve calmed down.

if you or a loved one have been harmed by pink diamond, you may be entitled to emotional compensation