vampires don’t need to bathe because they can’t sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he’s trying to get mud off a car
the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree
Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose
The twilight fandom has aged like a fine wine.
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